Trail the Puss
trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.
caution: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn v-g-n-s sideways. please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.
“just take a glitter bath everyday you’re bound to trail the puss”
“i thought i got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so i ended up alone jerking it again”
“i”m just trying to trail the puss”
#p-ssy glitter trailing
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