Transgressions


when a multi-millionaire celebrity pro-sportsman who can all but walk on water, has the world at his feet, has the most stunning scandinavian swimsuit model wife that not even the teenage serial-masturbators from “weird science” could begin to create, and has dream product endors-m-nt deals shooting out of his wazoo, decides to play “hide-the-c-cktail-wiener” with a dumb blonde nightclub waitress, thereby jepordizing his unbelievable good fortune for the sake of a “3-pumps-and-a-squirt” hook-up. the man forgoes grade-a steak to feast upon a wendy’s patty…
tiger woods: “my darling wife, please forgive my transgressions, i have let you down…”

mrs. hot woods: “hmm… i know, why don’t i repeatedly forgive your transgressions with this nine-iron in your face you cheating burger-girl f-cker??!!”
the act of comitting a vile act or transgressing against another person.

a wrong doing unto another.

hurting another for no appearent reason.
walking upto someone in the street and giving them the finger or slandering their name.
a group of wh-r-s who like to ride one-quarter chinese, one-quarter thai, one-quarter african american, one-eighth native american, and one-eighth dutch married d-ck.

these wh-r-s generally hang out in las vegas and will travel with said d-ck to exotic places in the world for a ride; australia etc. sometimes these wh-r-s appear on sh-tty reality tv shows; ie tool academy.

this word is usually used by stanford graduates and other well spoken people to confuse the semi-r-t-rded general population.
sorry for my transgressions, but i had a rough day on the golf course and my model wife’s vag isn’t good enough.
1. (social) breaking any rules or boundaries

2. (art) creative endeavors that break as many rules as the artist sees fit to break.

transgressive artists have sometimes disagreed with their being called “artists”, as the term has become quite overinflated, cliched, and pretentious.

detractors of “transgressives” have leveled the same charges at them.

my personal opinion added:
transgression is not enough, but it’s a real f-ckin’ good place to start. it should be done any way you want it, but i like mine with a side of fun.
1. kyle grabbed his crotch and looked her up and down as an act of transgression, as if to say, “f-ck you, b-tch.”

2. kyle videotaped this escapade as a work of transgression, as if to say “f-ck art and f-ck you” via his art movie.
a great explanation by tiger woods…
excuse me for my transgressions, but i could not control myself…
when a celebrity, while traveling, gets all sorts of road s-x with many many different partners, behind their spouse’s back. almost always leading to being caught by their spouse, and forcing them to make vague, cheesy apologies to the media.
golfer tiger woods said today that he regrets “transgressions” that “let his family down.”

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