transmaphrodite


noun: a transs-xual hermaphrodite. being a hermaphrodite they have both s-xes, but being transs-xual they must then transcend both s-xes. the person in question therefore dresses up as a plant.
i scantly recognized my old friend jordan when he (she?) arrived at my house for thanksgiving; indeed, because they were a transmaphrodite, i was under the impression that a small ficus tree had been left on the doormat.

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