truck list
a truck list is a hypothetical doc-ment maintained by a company that records the names of individuals which the company can not afford to have hit by a truck. maintaining a truck list is a good indication that the company doesn’t know what it’s doing.
f-ck, i think i was just added to the truck list in that meeting.
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