Trucker’s Knuckles
trucker’s knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external -n-l hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. trucker’s knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.
stan: hey frank. are you heading on that haul from chicago to l.a?
frank: yea and not looking forward to it.
stan: why?
frank: i got the worst case of trucker’s knuckles. take a look. (drops pants).
stan: holy sh-t. looks like a tiny fist down there. better get some salve before you hit the road.
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