a self-declared follower of the christian faith and its principles of unconditional love, helping the less fortunate and renunciation of violence and worldly goods, who also rabidly supports president-elect donald trump, an unabashed narcissist, racist, misogynist, xenophobe and p-ssy grabbing real estate con-man of shiny, gaudy buildings.
billy bob: i can’t wait until trump kicks all them mexican and refugee families out of our country. it’d be great if he waterboarded them on the way out.
trump christian: amen on that brother.
the act of pushing a metal garden shovel up one’s -n-s. i -n-lshoveled zach so hard last night. we plan on -n-lshoveling each other again tonight. want to join in the fun andrew?
fattest f-ck alive. this fat -ss just sits and plays videogames all day. smells like dirty clothes and looks very greasey. doesnt seem like he showers more than once a week. overall fat and unsuccessful. he smells like a yahya the most beautiful, charming and sensitive egyptian man. talent for aesthetics and beauty in vision […]
- *n*l burrito
the s-xual act of sticking a d-ck into the -n-s then chopping it off, then sticking all kinds of things in the c-ck, like cheese and stuff. dude 1: yeah, we had s-x yesterday. dude 2: nice score! dude 1: yeah, we did the -n-l burrito. dude 2: what? dude 1: look it up. dude […]
a lit -ss guild i ‘m finna join wknd! abreviation of the word ‘weekend’. “what did u get up 2 this wknd?”
- kristofer x mathea
a magical ship between these 2 people that are meant to be. girl 1- omg!!!! i ship it!!! girl 2- who?? girl 1- kristofer and mathea!!!!! kristofer x mathea