when the tanning salon sprays you with over whelming spray tan.
“i got a trump facial this summer, it was wall breaking!”
- cougar claws
cougar claws: a s-xual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below bill: hey man, how did things go with that cougar from the bar the other night? steve: i took her home, totally got my cougar claws, man!
- creeping crevice
when a shirt is low enough to only show the top of her br–sts. yo this girl has a creeping crevice, i wish that girl had a lower cut t-shirt if you know what i mean eyyy cleavage creeping crevice
- rusty duncan
a s-x act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their p-n-s from behind hey man how’d it go with that girl last night? pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan. oh that’s disgusting!!
- faded fairy
a cute stoner girl. that girl at the rave was a faded fairy.
an idiot pelkey is such an idiot