the rescuing of america by the silent majority.
a new and glorious day shines on america. trump wins! deal with it…
- not my tempo
when something isn’t to your taste/standards. “how are you liking that sandwich?” “meh – not my tempo”
a cool kind of cat who has a mondo dong. he gets all the girls and they just can’t get enough of his piercing p-n-s “wow, are you getting with zaroon?” “ofc man he has a mondo dong
- sleepy lumberjack
when you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you’re far too tired to tackle that morning wood. man, i haven’t seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.
- backseat boogie
s-x in a car seat. ben dover was doing the backseat boogie with lovers all summer.
- stealing sauce
every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole future’s style therefore becoming a sauce stealer. esco: yo it’s esco i probably can’t come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep. -beep- pauly: it’s pauly, this dj esco’s phones? tony: this is f-ckin esco’s phone! pauly: is this his numbers? […]