lies coming either from president trump’s own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.
today the president’s trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.
fat and long inflatable c*ck girl:tom has a small d*ck tom: no it’s not, it’s falic (refering to a grower and not a shower)
- motorboating redwings
sticking your face between a ladys lower fun bags while menstrating and blowing hard allowing the cameltoes to wobble on your cheeks. i went motorboating redwings with the missus last night.
- the first time
the best fricking movie on the planet person 1: hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude? person 2: watch the first time its a 19532890494/10 must watch
she’s the most beautiful woman you’all ever meet. her personality is second to none. her eyes, big and brown, sparkle like the morning on rise on the sea. when she smiles, mountains move just to see it. her laugh radiates the right amount of perfection and you can’t help but love the h*ll out of […]