Tuckermaxophobia
fear of intimacy
insecurity manifested as drunken, lewd and crude behavior.
a form of self loathing that results in one defecating on anything one wishes to be intimate with
“this isn’t easy to talk about, but… there’s something i have to tell you before we go on a date… i have tuckermaxophobia…
“i dunno if you know what a weardouche is but… i have tuckermaxophobia… it’s like being a weardouche 24-7…”
“i wish i didn’t have this tuckermaxophobia man, it makes life a living h-ll! kicking lovers out of my room every night so i can cry alone in my closet before i go to sleep. i just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright.”
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