Tucker’s Law
a law inductively arrived at by a mr. malcolm tucker, star of “the thick of it” and “in the loop.” tucker’s law goes as such:
if some c-nt can f-ck something up, that c-nt will pick the worst possible time to f-cking f-ck up because that c-nt’s a c-nt.
tucker: well that’s easy then, tucker’s law!
tucker: i’ve got that embroidered on a tea towel at home
1 more definition
if some c-nt can f-ck something up, that c-nt will pick the worst possible time to f-cking f-ck it up cause that c-nt’s a c-nt.
dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude… tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.
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