tuckfard
a pseudospoonerism of f-cktard, it means the same, but is generally used when saying the “f-ck” part would be frowned upon.
“he fertilized his lawn with gasoline? what a tuckfard!”
a f-in’ r-t-rd so r-t-rded that f-cktard is too complicated for them, hence the spoonerism “tuckfard” which inverts the “t” and the “f” for maximum stupidity.
the guys started a food fight on spaghetti and meatball day to impress the girls at school. unfortunately, it was also “wear all white” day so they were labeled “tuckfards” thence and for ever.
f-cktard spelled by a r-t-rd. means a person who f-cks r-t-rds. lmf– see f-cktard
“wow, you are a true tuckfard!”
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