Tucson Tamale
a tucson tamale is when you take about a 3 foot length of toilet paper and lay it flat on the ground and then you poo onto it, making sure your log is parallel in the middle of the paper, towards to top. then you wrap it like you would with the corn husks on a tamale. then you can throw it at whatever you would like.
last night i made a tucson tamale and threw it at old mans smith’s bay window.
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