tufts

an awesome university better than any ivy league and without the pretention.
1. harvard kids aren’t cool enough to get into parties at tufts.
a university full of the friendliest people who are intelligent minus the c-ckiness, who are full of personality, character and lots of great talents.
just like all my friends i met there.
tufts university is a private university located in medford, m-ssachusetts, a suburb of boston. the school is frequently identified with internationalism and its study abroad program and is home to the world-renowned fletcher school of law and diplomacy. the school ranks an impressive 27 on the best colleges 2006 list by u.s. news & world report. today, tufts university is widely regarded as being one of the top universities in the united states and is considered a little ivy. in 2006, the university accepted roughly 23% of over 15,300 applications to its undergraduate cl-ss of 2010.

tufts is a school on the rise and is very selective. students who used to be admitted to tufts 30 years ago are now commonly rejected, prompting them to create the false “tufts syndrome.” many tufts students were accepted to other prestigious colleges, but came to tufts because after visiting they realized it was a better school that had more to offer than just rankings.
tufts student: i turned down (insert name of prestigious school here) for tufts.
prestigious school student: why?
tufts student: because tufts offers a nurturing environment, accomplished teachers, friendly students, a beautiful campus, and a world-cl-ss education without the pompousness and needless-compet-tiveness of your school.
prestigious school student: oops. your right, i’m not happy here. what was i thinking?
pubic hair
i have a giant tuft growing down there.
gr-ss
wow that gr-ss is growing into a sticky crystal tuft.
the ugly friend theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.
-look jd…those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya…shes an example of t.u.f.t.
-exactly.
a severe case of long, straight or curly patches of -n-l hair also known as fart box hair.
waking after a night of hooking up, looking over at your lady and witnessing the horrors of -n-l tuft split into two distinctive rows of straight, long-gr-ss like patches. better yet known as the rare twin tuft-hawks.

you better think twice man…word is she got the tuft!

dont do it she got the tuftssss