tumwipe
a garment no longer used for it defined purpose and demoted to tumwipe status. e.g. old t-shirt, jumper etc.
to use a tumwipe is to use a t-shirt for removing sp-nk from you or your partners tummy, stomach or belly…. you get the idea
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