turd burglar


when you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so m-ssive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit….and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)
just as i was about to ‘release the beast’, some t-rd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
in quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
we arrested de first two burglars, but de t-rd burglar got away.
yet another word for gay men
jeez joe is a t-rd burglar!!
one who burgles t-rds
my cat took a cr-p and the dog ate it…he sure is a t-rd burglar
(uk) slang for h-m-s-xual.
“hey, t-rd burglar! get off that guy!”
the hamburglar’s more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.
i thought the mccr-ppy meal cam with a t-rd burglar toy…
a derogatory term for a man of h-m-s-xual tendencies.
see also: marmite/vegemite/chutney ferret; tail-gunner; and obviously f-ggot etc.
man that guy is a t-rd-burglar

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