Turd Crustys
its when a guy has s-x with a girl -n-ly and he puts the p–py p-n-s in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
man #1: yo i gave my grandma some t-rd crustys last night!
man #2: really? how did it taste?
man #1: how do you think it taste? it taste like a t-rd being spit into my mouth
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