turdfluffer
an oral stimulater of the -n-s in preparation for defecation and/or insemination
also, someone who feels the need to twicebake his/her p–p
girl 1: i just applied for a position as a t-rdfluffer for this scat p-rno where i’ll be prepping guys for their big money shots.
girl 2: i’m so jealous.
a fluffer for t-rds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.
adam! stop being such a t-rd fluffer!
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