Turd Transport


it’s when you defecate in your girlfriends mouth and she walks to the toilet and puts it in there for you
“hey i heard john’s wife let him do a t-rd transport last night”

“oh really, sweet”

“but i’m never talking to her again, her breath is probably horrible now”

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