Turdology
the scientific study of t-rds. although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, t-rdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. this recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of australian t-rdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.
t-rdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo’s that they use. among these are the t-rdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various t-rds, the t-rdiloscope, used for locating t-rds at the source, the t-rdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different t-rds, and the t-rdulatory -n-lytical osmosifier, for -n-lyzing the chemical composition of t-rds.
t-rdology is for t-rdologists with t-rdiloscopes.
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