Turdulence

the discomfort that occurs due to an inability to p-ss flatus on a flight.
just got in from london and man, due i have some t-rdulence.
word -ssociated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of p-ssing wind.
made up by several factors… smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.
that fart had some t-rdulence mate! well in.
1. the brick-sh-tting that results from in-flight turbulence, and the smell that follows.

2. when a person riding in a car really has to take a sh-t and a b-mp in the road causes an afr.

3. one of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.
1. the captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every p-ssenger over 40 totally gave in to the t-rdulence.

2. driver: ‘looks like some turbulence!’
p-ssenger: ‘nah, that’s t-rdulence. you better pull over.’

3. -_- (that was uncalled for.)
the rumbling in your stomach that you get when you are about to curl one out.
jp: would you like another pint of guiness mate?
ws: i’m 12 pints in mate and experiencing major t-rdulence. i gotta drop these kids off first.
a localised flux in the atmosphere accompanied by a horrendous stench. sometimes found with chunks.
looks like you ran into some t-rdulence
the act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the c-ckpit.

the vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
t-rdulence
the act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the c-ckpit.

the vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
i made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. therefore referring to a t-rd. in short it means bullsh-t.
i’m so sick of this t-rdulence!