turkey baster baby
a child produced through artificial insemination.
after days of his wife’s pleading to have another child so mcgruff would have someone to play with, jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
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