Turkish Fart
everyone knows her name , the most foul smelling being known to man. constantly clearing rooms, changing underwear, and destroying peoples lives.
the boy had to always change his bedding after the turkish fart’s left p–p particles on it.
very deadly farts, after a individual eats at a turkish restaurant.
andrew: what the f-ck is that f-cking smell!?
dan: o, sorry dude… its those f-cking turkish farts.
when you try to sneak a fart out and it turns into messy surprise
otto had to leave work early to change out his pants after squirting out a turkish fart
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