Turkish Snuffer
a s-xual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his b-lls in her mouth while clenching his -sshole over her nose. during her convulsive s-xual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) j-zz on her t-ts or b) frig her to climax or c) both. also known as the turkish melvin
i accidentally suffocated my girlfriend during a
turkish snuffer but d-mn did we both get off good.
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