turtle fart



a dry, m*ffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
had a company climate meeting today and i slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room after the meeting adjourned an hour later.

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