a dry, m*ffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
had a company climate meeting today and i slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room after the meeting adjourned an hour later.
- flying half mast
flying half mast is when you have a b*n*r that isn’t as hard also known as: half chub guy #1: hey do you see that girl? guy #2: the one in the booty shorts? guy #1 yeah she’s the reason i’m flying half mast.
a baboon that likes the gators. ruday is crazy
- diego costa
a never aging 1 dimensional caveman and barbarian who has apparently vandalised the fountain of youth oh, he’s such a diego costa. man he never seems to age, costa much eh?
- tibetian ball drainer
like tantric methods, the recipient experiences a lengthy “double *j*c*l*t**n” from focused working of the scr*t*m, t*st*cl*s, taint and erogenous areas in tandem with varying edging techniques. usually requiring more than an hour “session” the scr*t*m is restrained and pulled taught and the t*st*cl*s aggressively sucked while the recipient goons to p*rn. once in full […]