Turtle Fucker
a name that is given to any older man, or woman that is hindering your speed, whether you are driving, walking, running (etc.).it is not uncommon for them to possess horrible driving skills, and driving through banks, salons, grocery stores, and gas stations happens more often than not.
driver: i am going to be late, get out of my way turtle f-cker!
grocery shopper: move you d-mn turtle f-cker and quit staring at the laxatives, it’s not that d-mn hard to decide!
grocery shopper #2: it shouldn’t take that long to write a check, get some gl-sses turtle f-cker!
grocery shopper #3: d-mn-it turtle f-cker, no it isn’t cheaper than that, quit getting price checks!
betty drove into the gas station and injured the clerk because she is a turtle f-cker.
n. a poorly functioning computer
person 1: did you get the email i sent you?
person 2: no. my computer is being a turtle f-cker.
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