turtle sundae
when someone dresses up in teenage mutant ninja turtle (preferably, but regular turtle will do fine) apparel, and proceeds to get their dominatrix on with a woman. the wearer of the costume gets bonus points for a “cow-a bunga, dude.”
“good lord, what happened to jeffrey?”
“caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad.”
-conversation between jeffrey dahmer’s aunt and second cousin.
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