turtles
i like them.
i like turtles!
the best animal in the world!
turtles
turtles are reptiles of the order testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous sh-ll developed from their ribs. “turtle” may either refer to the testudines as a whole, or to particular testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
human : what’s it like being a turtle?
turtle: it’s like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
subst-tute for an ‘easy’ woman (ie – once their on their back they’re f-cked)
gah! callum! your mums a turtle!
a person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.
-eric, where’d you go?
:i got stuck behind some turtles, so i had to walk all the way around.
-hahaha those d-mn turtles!
(v.) to play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.
(n.) a video game player who exhibits such a style of play.
(adj.) in video games, pr-ne to or executed in such a style of play.
jeff schaefer’s turtle sagat destroyed my chun li, because he would uppercut me as i jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.
the best animals! see reptile
turtles are my favorite animals!
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