the patron goddess of booy. a woman who’s legendary *ss is envied by the gods. she has taken many forms through history and until this day uses her incredible twerking ability to seduce men into giving her money.
yo, twerkules was at the club last night. her *ss shook the money right out of my wallet man… can i borrow $10?
- two-lap tower
the act of person a sitting on person b’s lap, while person b sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously sh*t. guy: dude, mark and jacob are getting too close, i caught them doing the two-lap tower last night. guy 2: f*ck man, that is weird.
- unf*ckable list
an unwritten (or written) list of individuals a person keeps that they find unf*ckable. out of all the people i wouldn’t do, eric is at the top of my unf*ckable list. there ain’t enough alcohol in the world for me f*ck him.
- unicorn family
a unicorn family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. all of the family members love and support one another. internal strife is rare to non-existent. to the outside world they are a perfect family. in talking to my best friend i told her that i wished i had a […]
1)so white she can’t dance 2)a lesbian i heard she is a viena, you might want to keep your distance