Twitter Stance
the act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. during this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. once into position, the tweeting process can begin. not until the tweet is sent can the twitter stance be abandoned.
shh, can’t you tell he’s in his twitter stance? we must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
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