two at a urinal
when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.
did you see francisco and fred hanging over megan? it looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.
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