a belt designed to cover the -n-l cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be -n-l-ists from entering.
also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own -n-s.
“gee golly willickers wally, i would let you stick it in my p–per, but dad’s making me wear the -sst-ty belt and he has the key.”
a “smart” person who knows “everything”. omg, brawl is so awesome. yes, i’m astrit.
astus means to die or be killed. to be compared to an astus can also mean to die multiple times (metaphorically, or like jesus.) often used in roleplay. player 1: “haha, your character got astused!” player 2: “shush, your character has been astused five times, you’re the real astus here.”
a person that seems to know more than others, a nerd, a intellegent person. he got straight a’s, he’s asylar! that kid’s got gl-sses, he’s asylar!
same thing as stupid, but in a less harsh manner. psh, frank, you are atoopid.
- evil brain
the act of squeezing ones t-st-cl-s to accentuate the seam and to allow the sesame seed-like follicles to appear near bursting when grandpa gets drunk, he claims the evil brain helps him win at scrabble.