Asstity Belt



a belt designed to cover the -n-l cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be -n-l-ists from entering.

also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own -n-s.
“gee golly willickers wally, i would let you stick it in my p–per, but dad’s making me wear the -sst-ty belt and he has the key.”

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