the two budgies or ttb alliance, is a secret alliance in which one must not speak off, he who knows of the two budgies must not speak of the two budgies, if a member of the ttb, has shared the secrets of the ttb alliance, you must the become a member, or you must face harsh punishments
have you heard the two budgies sing, to white one would reply, yes i’ve heard such cheerful song
- kardashian laugh
a fake and or awkward laugh “i told her the funniest pick-up line i knew and she gave me a kardashian laugh and turned to her friends.” “aw man that sucks.”
- carpenters d*ck
when you wear pants that accidentally outline your package. similar to a “plumber’s b-tt”, but with your d-ck. frank: i hate it how tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every monday. julia: yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter’s d-ck….it’s distracting.
a friend that eats large portions of food with you ch-lle:- that’s so much food! how are you going to eat it all?? simon:- i’m getting my yumigo to help me finish it!
- shnoz gobbler
something you shout when something goes to sh-t oh shnoz gobbler, i accidentally touched betty’s chesticles.