Two in the bush


when two rather sl-tty girls are sucking a male genital which is unkempt, in that it is full of hair.
friend 1: “dude last night i was laying in my bed antic-p-ting on shaving my unkempt cack n b-lls, when 2 girls out of no where jumped on and administered two in the bush.”
friend 2: ” dude that sh-t is nasty bro.”

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