two whole beers that night
two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query p-sses him self after a night of drinking.
jason: yo lando, you p-ssed out on the couch and p-ssed your self last night
lando: i know shut up!
chris: lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
lando: shut up!
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