Two kids One sandbox
an internet video with a similar legend to two girls one cup, in which a woman lays on top of a man and proceeds to shove a d-ld- down the mans urethra while he moans in the pleasure of pain.
dude 1: hey, have you seen two kids one sandbox?
dude 2: no, why?
dude 1: look it up
dude 2 proceeds to look it up…
dude 2: oh sheit…
dude 2 starts to grab his p-n-s calmly telling himself to calm down.
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