Snot
a snot is a single measure of currency that can be used universally as a replacement for pounds, dollars, euros, etc.
jordan: “how much for haribo and four cans?”
shopkeeper: “thats 5 snots mate”
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(adj.) the luddite equivalent of spam. designation for hard-copy junk mail: from “sn”ail n”ot” wanted.
when i get home from vacation my mailbox is stuffed with bills and snot.
nasal mucus.
i am full of snot today.
stupid n-gg- over there
am male that does stupid things. a male that cheats and gets caught because of social media.. a man that buys bottles and lives at home with his parents.. a man that likes women’s pictures on instagram and gets caught by his woman/baby momma/ wife. a man who sleeps with his artist and then gives away her song after he proclaims his love for her.. a man who cheats on his baby momma– marries his side chick — then pinky swears on national tv that he is not doing anything wrong… ask for a paternity test when a snot gave him advice
pr-nounced “snot” it, in fact, does not refer to nasal -j-c-l-t–ns, it is merely a conjunction of the words “is” and “not”. used to save time and sp-ce. optional: “its” may replace “is” if the time is right or during an emergency.
marshall: “kim, ‘snot gonna work out”
kim: “wow wait till my friends hear this ‘snot gonna happen.”
a snot is sneaky n-gg- over there. you know that one guy who always suspicious. you may be called a thot if you are a female, but a male is a snot.
girl 1: who is that?
girl 2: oh you that snot. he cheated on me twice. he can’t be trusted.
a natural adhessive
1: wheres the glue
2: idk get some snot
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