twotexter
a person who always texts you with two topics in one message.
person 1: do you want to play tennis tomorrow? are you having dinner home today?
person 2: you’re such a twotexter!
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- txalaparta
a really cool percussion instrument from the basque people. it consists of two long thick planks of wood, and is played usually by two people standing opposite each other across the planks of the instrument. each player holds two thick sticks or dowels, and the first player initiates the rhythmic pattern. the sticks are held […]
- VGO
video game orgy. when you and some other guys and girls get together for a day of sandwiches, video games, and other various s-xual activities. guy 1: “hey bro ready for that vgo today?” guy 2: “yea man! i’m bringing some pastrami for my sandwich!”
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- Tangerine Surprise
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