Tangerine Surprise
when you eat the orange chicken at a chinese restaurant and then afterward driving to a nearby middle school to take an explosive dookie in somebody’s gym locker while reciting the pledge of allegiance backward.
i was planning to attend the annual science fair but because of my horrible case of tangerine surprise i was unable to attend said fair.
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