txtaby
txtaby (noun) refers to the exchange of brief written lullabys between mobile phones over cellular networks before going to bed or during the time frame of relaxation before rem sleep.
“you forgot to text me last night, you know i can’t sleep without my txtaby” – “sorry, i ran out of minutes.”
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