type r


a trim line of honda cars with a highly tuned engine and suspension. unfortunately, made into a mockery by dumb-ss ricers who stick type-r stickers on their civic dx and mustang rednecks who are ignorant concerning any car related technology past 1975.

the only true type-r released in the united states was the integra type-r. the line is still sold overseas.
redneck 1: billy bob, check out that there civic type-r!
redneck 2: ding dang, lets go’s show that there rice-boy whats true ‘merican muscle bout.
should stand for type racing in the j-panese car market, but is comonly abused by idiots.

most import fanboys have a type r sticker, it allows them to think they are fast. some even think it adds horsepower to their low hp vehicles.
my type r sticker gave me 30 horses!
type racing
designation of the fastest car model of the acura (honda) integra lineage. available in the us from 1997 to 2000. still available in j-pan as the 3rd gen integra (rsx in the us) type r. all versions of the car are probably the fastest front wheel drive cars available at the time. with a vtec 200hp and 8400 red line engine and true race suspension and brakes, this was and still is a very fast car on a road circuit (means more than left turn).
yo that type r smoked that heavy mustang on the twisties.
the ultra-hot pep boy’s decals you can slap on your ford escort next to your gt-r badge and smoke anything that pulls up beside you….

oh yeah, honda’s racing integras and civics known for the red badges and championship white paint. not to be confused with the vocabulary and regular usage or ric3rs.
1.) i saw a nice looking all-motor integra type-r the other day…the owner was really nice and had a great appreciation for the heritage.

2.) oh mah gawd y0!! i bought ‘dis tizzype-arrgh decal for my do0rz! maybe i’ll put it 0n crookid and it will l0ok m4d tyt3 y0!!
type-r is actually a trim line of the acura integra but rice boys will apply a type-r decal to any automobile in order to make it to make it go faster.
type-r decals are known to add horsepower and torque to any car.
you have a plymouth neon type-r?!?!?
that must haul -ss!!!
high powered.
we’re sitting in a meeting and our development director said “we’ve contracted some type r programmers”.

i had never heard this term before, so i jotted it down on my notepad, so i could inquire about it later.

just then our lead engineer asks “what is type r?”

our dev director looked stumped. “what do you mean?”

“you said ‘type r programmers'” said the lead engineer.

“no, i said ‘high powered’.” said the dev director.

“no you didn’t. you said ‘type r.’ see i wrote it down.” i said, and showed him my notepad that said “type r?”.

so now, everything high powered and awesome in the office is “type r”.
tired and hyper at the same time
im typer!

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