typefright
noun: increased anxiety and tendency toward error experienced by the user of a computer or other interactive electronic device, caused by the presence of an observer or observers, and directly proportional to the number of observers, the importance of the personal and/or professional relationship of the device user with said observer(s), and/or the nature of the device content or device user’s activity
1. “when my boss stopped at my desk to watch me type up that memo i got serious typefright. i made all sorts of mistakes i wouldn’t usually make.”
2. “sorry about the weird message; i got typefright when my boyfriend sat down next to me while i was texting you about his surprise birthday party.”
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