ultimate shotties


to call dibs on something that over-rules all other ‘shotties’ or dibs used in the same sequence.

tim: ‘i shotgun front seat’
russ: ‘i ultimate shotties front seat’
tim: ‘f-ck good shotties’
tim: ‘i shotgun front seat’
russ: ‘i ultimate shotties front seat’
tim: ‘f-ck good shotties’

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