Uma Thurman
hot piece of -ss born in boston, ma. in 1970. starred in two of my favorite movies (“pulp fiction” and “kill bill vol.1”) and she’s one of the best underrated actresses to date (she deserved the best actress award at the globes!), and i don’t give a flying f-ck if she’s that tall and kind of thin. what do you prefer, an overweight woamn for liking?
(it is unfortunate that uma thurman is a former product of the limp d-ck, ethan hawke)
me: hey, let’s see “kill bill” again, bro!
my bro: f-ck yeah, uma thurman kicks everyone’s -ss in that flick.
talented actress most famous for her roles in the quinten tarintino’s pulp fiction and kill bill series.
she resembles a cl-ssy, pretty, paris hilton.
not only is she a better actress than paris hilton, shes way hotter.
she is a fox. simply put. the woman is a fox, and has more sp-nk than any other woman on this earth. i love her. infact, uma is an uber-fox and she rocks. and ethan hawke is a sp-ck. there is no other woman who can give a “don’t f-ck with me!” look like she can
“b-tch! you can stop right there. just because i have no wish to murder you before the eyes of your daughter does not mean that parading her around in front of me is gunna inspire sympathy. you and i have unfinished business. and not a godd-mn f-ckin thing you’ve done in the subsequent 4 years – including getting knocked up – is gonna change that!” – the bride to victim #2, vernita green. eat that, b-tch.
the living representation of god on earth, jesus has nothing against her, she will rulle our lives for eternaty
i love you uma
a great actress who deserved to win the best supporting actress oscar in 1994 for pulp fiction. now currently starring in tarantinos epic movie kill bill.
“a good actress”
an action scene stand in for zoe bell in kill bill 1&2
bob dylan:
“wow. did you see zoe bell do that handstand in kill bill? that was the easiest thing she did in kill bill. uma thurman is so tough.”
marcel duchamp:
“i know.”
a.) the name used for people with a phobia, obsession, or hatred for the name “bill”.
b.) the word used for anybody who gets beat down by their own -ssociates only to come back a number of years later to get revenge.
c.) when referring to bill a word used to state utter hatred.
b.) you don’t wanna f-ck with ted because he’ll pull a uma thurman on your -ss.
c.) i’m gonna uma thurman the sh-t outa you bill!
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