Umbrella Raped
when an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force.
to rape someone with an umbrella.
“the wind and rain was so strong today, i totally got umbrella raped.”
“if those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don’t shut up somebody gonna get umbrella raped real bad!”
“f-ck you with an umbrella and open it up while the sh-ts inside ya.” – eminem
umbrella raped!
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