Umbrella

the worst song ever.
rihanna: you can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

emo kid: woah! such a deep hidden message.
a person’s care. to be under one’s umbrella is to be under their care and supervision; likened to ‘taking someone under their wing’. most notably found in rihanna’s song “umbrella”
now that it’s raining more than ever, know that we’ll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.
another wprd for a woman’s uterus / womb.
you can stand under my umbrella, come into me
a device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also umbrella hats.

joe: “f-ck its raining!”

tom: “here take my umbrella, i’ve got plenty!”

joe: “alright….thanks”
it’s like a big hat, only it’s not a hat…its an umbrella
one can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.
def. 1.) a term that is used to say me la pelas in a non-dirty way.

def. 2.) use it as f-ck that sh-t, f-ck it, or f-ck you

girl: “hey tim, are you going to do the project for english?”

tim: “umbrellas, i got better things to do!”
(noun) – collapsable canopy that protects from the weather
mike and fran playing hangman:

fran’s stuck on an eight letter word, mike starts offering hints: “it’s got a crooked handle…before you use it you have to stretch it first…and it’s something we can share.”

fran eons later: “that sounds so wrong…ohh..i’ve got it- umbrella”

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