Unicorn Mayonaise


when one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, c-m whatever floats your yacht
if you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

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