Unicorn Mode


when you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn’t, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.
example 1 –
person 1: you didn’t lock your door, aren’t you afraid someone is going to take it?

person 2: no, it’s in unicorn mode; no ones going to find it.

example 2 –
person 1: i have a million dollars, dude!

person 2: no you don’t… where is it?

person 1: in unicorn mode, you can’t see it but i can.

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