Universal Environment
the environment of the universe, of course.
”alien ships run on electricity because they care about the universal environment”
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- Universal Excuse
an interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. the combinations are as a plentiful as the person’s imagination. the excuse creator simply picks the first part such as “i promised my landlord” then chooses from a host of endings such “i’d help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs.” or […]
- Universal Fail
a fail involving two or more people. a man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. someone shouts “universal fail”.
- Universal Female Rating System
learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. the system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. one signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced wh-r-, to a […]
- universal gift
when you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can’t return it and don’t want to throw it away so you save it and gift it. peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin […]
- Universal Gigolo
a man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prost-tuting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men. at the mall: woman: isn’t that kenni with that dude holding hands? man: yeah… woman: but i thought he was straight! man: he’s playing both ends of the table…i guess he’s what […]