Upper Darby Dirtbag
an acoholic mixture of natural light and vladimir vodka. only consumed by cheap/poor upper darby high school students with no jobs.
man 1: “what did you do all day?”
man 2: “watched the phillies and drank upper darby dirtbags all day.”
man 1: “wow, your a man from upper darby.”
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